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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go..."
P R E S S R E L E A S E
FAX TO: _____________________________________________________
FAX #: ____________________________________________________________
FROM: Craig "FRENCHIE" McFarlane, Comedian /After Dinner Speaker/ Toronto Mayoral Candidate Nov. 2000. Producer of "THE DEAD SULLIVAN SHEW" & COMEDY PRO SHOP!
SUBJECT: LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS / NEW YEAR / CHANUKAH
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 2005
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We produce all forms of live entertainment including comedy, variety, after-dinner speakers. All our performers are professional and work out of top U.S. and Canadian clubs, T.V. (Comics, This Hours Has 22 Minutes, Comedy at Club 54, A&E's Live at The Improv, CTV's Comedy Now, and many more!) PLUS!! Live Music with Royal Jelly Orchestra and "Big Rude Jake"!! + "Professional" D.J.'s.
"THE DEAD SULLIVAN SHOW"! See page 2 of fax for details!
CELEBRITY ROASTS! (comedian/impressionists show up as "celebrity roasters"! Rodney! Jackie Mason! Jack Nicholson! Elvis! Marilyn! Groucho! and many more!) Think Dean Martin T.V. Roasts!
Plus! There's Children's Christmas shows! Adults' Christmas Parties! With the "Hippy-Dippy" Santa (stoned a la George Carlin), Drunk Santa!, and New this year! Gay Santa! He's "out" for the New Millenium!
"Put-on! Shows for maximum effect! (Frenchie shows up at your function as a supposedly "knowledgeable" expert, gives a totally ridiculous speech, then breaks into professional comedy routine!)
Reservations are a must! Bilingual shows are available upon request!
P.S. All shows can be "tailored" to client's specifications!
P.P.S. New this year: Private house parties!!
www.frenchiemcfarlane.bravehost.com comedyproshop@aol.com
38 Yonge Blvd., Toronto, Ontario M5M 3G5 Tel: 416-480-0077 Fax: 416-484-0343
**** 2004/05 TSE BOOK CHECK OUT PAGES 305 AND 315 UNDER COMEDY PRO SHOP
PRESS RELEASE AUTUMN/WINTER
FAX TO: _______________________________________________________________
FAX #: _________________________________________________________________
SUBJECT: LIVE! COMEDY ENT. FOR ALL OCCASIONS! CORP.CONEVENTIONS AND SALES SEMINARS! DINNERS! AWARD NITES! CORP. ROASTS (SEE INFO BELOW UNDER DEAN MARTIN STYLE ROASTS)
GOLF TOUR, FUNDRAISERS! COMIC AUCTIONS! & MORE!
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THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF "PROFESSIONAL" LIVE COMEDY PRESENTATIONS FROM THE COMEDY PRO SHOP. ALL PRESENTATIONS ARE SPECIFICALLY "TAILORED" TO CLIENTS' PRODUCT & PEOPLE (WITH "GENTLE" DIG AT COMPETITION IF SO DESIRED).
(1) "THE "DEAD" SULLIVAN "SHEW": 60-70 MINUTES OF THE RENOWNED T.V. VARIETY SHOW FROM 50's TO 70's INCLUDES "old ed" himself as host, topo gigo! Rodney Dangerfield! Jackie mason! Elvis! The beatles! Novelty! HyPnotists! (see page of fax)
(2) the comedy pro shop: top comedians! comics! comic impressionists! comic – mc's! comedic speakers! (dennis Hull! leafs' radio color man jim ralph! & many others!) roasters! "put-on" artists! all our performers/slash/writers are "professional" and work out of t.v film, radio, top comedy clubs (all work in a non-blue fashion! no need to worry about jokes) t.v. comedy shows include comics! comedy now! comeDy at club 54! this hour has 22 minutes! a&e's LIVE AT THE IMPROV! AND MANY MORE! PLUS! LIVE BIG BAND ORCHESTRA WITH JAYMZ BEE & ROYAL JELLY ORCHESTRA! "PROF." D.J.'S!
(3) DEAN MARTIN STYLE T.V. ROAST : "DINO" HIMSELF! SAMMY! RODNEY! ELVIS! GROUCHO! JACK NiCHOLSON! ETC... "TAILORED" ROASTS TO CLIENTS' SPECS!
NEW FOR 2005: DON CHERRY IMPERSONATOR
www.frenchiemcfarlane.bravehost.com comedyproshop@aol.com
38 Yonge Blvd., Toronto, Ontario M5M 3G5 Tel: 416-480-0077 Fax: 416-484-0343